Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Randomize
