I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
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besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
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At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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