I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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