the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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