this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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