i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
