Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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