Why does Corona taste like a burp?
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
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I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
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so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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