He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
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Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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