Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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