...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
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watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
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I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
The ass gains better be worth it
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