i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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