But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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