Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Never underestimate the power of titties
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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