I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
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Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
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I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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