the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
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