My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
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The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
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I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now