do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.