you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.