Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
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letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
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My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months