you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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