You work out of a Hotel?
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
