can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
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found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
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If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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