At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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