you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize
