Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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