I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
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I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
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He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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