oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
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you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
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It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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