ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
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