I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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