i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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