For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
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you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
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I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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