she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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