there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
