If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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