you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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