i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I got her a Nickelback box set.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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