Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
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Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
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Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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