Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I just want nice things and good sex
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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