I wannas sexs uuuuu
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
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Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
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Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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