Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
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