YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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