its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
My life is pants optional.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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