Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
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She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
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Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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