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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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