her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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