And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
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Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
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Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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