when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Randomize
