I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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