Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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