i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
it was like his penis was on wheels.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
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