Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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