Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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