Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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