Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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