Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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