if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
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apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
The dick lei will go down in squad history
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