well most of my day revolves around power hour
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
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Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
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Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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