Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
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he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
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So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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